[ Yes...Astarion provides some rather colorful details about all of this, not embarrassed in the slightest to discuss the finer mechanics of nautical smut. He has some places where he points out things are not very realistic, and several complaints about tentacles. But over all, he seems to enjoy this line of superfluous conversation.

At least the tea marks a good breaking point in the topic and once it's all ready Astarion is ready to move on: ]

But enough about that. How have you been enjoying your time as a Paladin? You should write to me more often, I feel as if I know nothing about your goings on.

[ as opposed to, like, Xenk, who he writes letters to every day. ]